imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via titstwatssandpussycats)

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via chipdips)

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

(via trust)